So my best friend Maaike and I figured out a way to tell what guys are like in bed by their favorite animal(s). The logic behind this is that people like to be able to relate to things (such as animals), and pick their favorite animal(s) based on the similarities between animal and their personality. After we figured this out we decided to ask all of our guy friends what their favorite animal is. For the most part we heard a lot of Wolves, Tigers, Lions, Dogs, Cats, Snakes, etc. As we went along we were able to give pretty accurate details on what they are like in bed and what they like to do during sex, until we got to our friend Ben. Me and Maaike were pretty confident when we first asked Ben what his favorite animal was only to be left dumbfounded and extremely confused, for Ben said that his favorite animal was a Platypus. A Platypus. Maaike and I instantly looked at each other and thought "What the fuck does a Platypus do?"

So we looked it up and it turns out that a Platypus is a mammal that lays eggs and that a male Platypus can produce venom from a craw in the back of its feet.

We interpreted this as to Ben that even though he seems awkward he can be a very possessive lover.

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