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So my best friend Maaike and I figured out a way to tell what guys are like in bed by their favorite animal(s). The logic behind this is that people like to be able to relate to things (such as animals), and pick their favorite animal(s) based on the similarities between animal and their personality. After we figured this out we decided to ask all of our guy friends what their favorite animal is. For the most part we heard a lot of Wolves, Tigers, Lions, Dogs, Cats, Snakes, etc. As we went along we were able to give pretty accurate details on what they are like in bed and what they like to do during sex, until we got to our friend Ben. Me and Maaike were pretty confident when we first asked Ben what his favorite animal was only to be left dumbfounded and extremely confused, for Ben said that his favorite animal was a Platypus. A Platypus. Maaike and I instantly looked at each other and thought "What the fuck does a Platypus do?"

So we looked it up and it turns out that a Platypus is a mammal that lays eggs and that a male Platypus can produce venom from a craw in the back of its feet.

We interpreted this as to Ben that even though he seems awkward he can be a very possessive lover.

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I'm a writer. I love writing serious/gruesome stories and drawing random/funny comics...don't know why.
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AzraelDX Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for adding my stuff to your collection!
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bigcman120 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav!
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joiachi Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YAY~ Thanks so much for :+fav:ing my tutorial~ ^-^ *a ton of free hugs :iconbunnyglompplz: & a llama* :iconllamajumpplz:
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Thanks for the watch! :blowkiss: Like my facebook-page to see more of my work and to see some more daily pictures: [link]
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Hachiimi Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you so much for the watch//:iconuu-plz: <33
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Hi Raven! (:
Thank you very much! :hug:

btw your avatar is pretty cute. :D
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Ana--Thema Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
Thank you for the favourite ^_^
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Thanks for the watch! ^_^
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Thanks for the watch. <3 I will do my best not to disappoint.
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